Everything will lead back to boredom at some point. Very rarely will you ever find something that will catch your interest all the time. As far as I can tell you have no real passions in life so finding something that you won’t get bored with is impossible.
“Then take off your pants and open your mouth. You won’t be alive for much longer.” I would say while caressing the blade.
Well then. I hope to prove that wrong at some point. Boredom is terrible. Passion huh….Ehhhhhh, I perhaps might keep that to myself. But, I am passionate about things! Like being lazy…and not being bored. I am very passionate about those ideals. So very fucking passionate.
"No need to bring a knife to the party, darling." I would say while using humorous hand gestures.
Humans are creatures of habit, firstly. Only a select few can venture from that sort of linear way of life and make something else entirely for themselves. Linear is comfortable for them, and most people want comfortable. Comfortable is associated with safe, warm, and general feelings of goodness.
Only the brave can venture further. I’m 80% sure I do not qualify under this.
“I suppose I can cut off your dick and make you give yourself a blow job.” Would be my retort.
How…boring. Everything leads back to boredom for me I guess. OH WELL! I’m never comfortable with anything for very long. I get bored too fast with just about everything!
And I am 100% sure, sticking around for anything in that form of “comfortable” is not me.
"If you want to take off my pants, that is an interesting way to ask." I would say with a posed look.
I suppose then I’d be considered linear? I wouldn’t think it too bad. I like that I’m logical, or at least that I try to be as logical as possible. It may make me predictable, which I imagine is what you dislike about “linear” people.
“You are misinformed. It is you who are on my side of the bed for both sides are mine.” Is what I might say to that.
Everyone has their own habits and in turn makes everyone to a degree, “linear”. It’s only how easily those habits are picked apart and broken down that make people truly predictable, linear. And if a lazy less insightful individual like myself can see that than nothing will work. I can’t not look at how people work. Even without voiced conversation I always….look. So when it comes down to it, I don’t necessarily dislike linear people. It’s just as much my fault that I pick them apart.
"I suppose I can just lay on top of you." Would be my retort.
I learned at a very young age that the only one you can trust 100% is yourself. Everyone else comes in ranges. So it doesn’t surprise me that you’d be disappointed by others.
Although all this sounds more like friendship than romance, which is what we were originally talking about. If not, “Good job, buddy” then perhaps it would be, “The way you twisted your body was wonderful, babe.” Oh no, probably not that either.
“That meal was good, hun.” No…
“That was a lot of fun. I’m glad.” Yes, something more like that?
I’m disappointed that I can be “Right” about anyone. It disappoints me when people are linear, and I’m probably no better. But I’m a hypocrite and have not met a person that thinks of people like I do. Not that I’m looking for myself.
Nah. I don’t think they would say something like that either.
No, I understand. You don’t want a villain but you want a challenge. A rival, even? Someone you can challenge without too much ease but still be able to pat on the back and say, “Good job, buddy.” Right?
Hmmmm. That’s a better way to put it. Yes. But, people tend to disappoint. Or they just don’t have the resolve or dedication. Which all leads back to high maintenance. Either way. It is just a dream. And it will stay as such until further notice. Not someone I would say “Good job, Buddy”. What would I say? I don’t know exactly. Never happened. So I wouldn’t know~
That’s truly disheartening. Fine, let me revise my earlier statement. Love and romance can be forced or faked. However, it should not. Much like people shouldn’t murder but do it anyways. Some things cannot be stopped.
I am unable to make use of the weakness. Unless you want me to? Perhaps you’re more masochist than you let on.
I would like to say everything about me is disheartening. But, I am just too much fun to say that. And that is a much better way to put it. But unfortunately, rules and morality are too and far between in the world. And it’s so much better without them.
Ah. No. Of course not! But I do like being challenged and opposed. So much fun~
Of course I could never use it against you. Romance isn’t something that should be forced or faked. You don’t see me in a romantic light so I could never tease you for it. It is a weakness, but a specialized weakness that I am unable to harness.
I’m sure someone else in your harem will find use for it, though.
Can’t be forced or faked you say? Why Alex! Everything in this world can be forced and faked! Love especially. I myself have some experience in the area.
Strange, I hadn’t considered you a romance sort of guy. Though perhaps its because of that jaded part of my personality that allowed for me to not see it. Probably that.
You’re right, romance can’t be found in everyone, and love even rarer than that. I’m more apt to believing in romance than love in that aspect. One seems more probable to happen after all.
Well, I’m glad I know one of your weaknesses. I’m not sure what of mine to share but I’m sure you’ve already analyzed me enough to know what my weaknesses are.
Hmmmmm. I assume most people wouldn’t think of me in such a way. Especially with the way I act. But, like I said, I just find it appealing. There’s a different sort of motion to coercing someone sexually rather than romantically. A very slight difference, but a noticeable one.
Yeah. Well. Don’t think too much of it. Not like you can exploit it very much, if at all.
But does being uneasy and nervous really mean the same thing as a turn on? To me they don’t equate, hence why I figured you were joking.
But if I were to go with that line of thinking….then romance would be the thing that turns you on the most. Sweet, gentle, caressing. Right?
Of course not~ But it gives everyone a sigh of relief to know a weakness! When it comes to turn on’s. My tastes are very simple.
Hmmmmmm. Dunno. I would say, for all intensive purposes, it is more important to me than the physical aspect. Romance can’t be found in everyone, while physical satisfaction is easily obtained from any which direction….
Romance may be a weakness for me, but not a turn on
(some fruit) haha music usually defines a person >.> and tennis! i as well used to play and excelled until i quit =.= but i like the sport! it's faster and more interesting than some other sports (like baseball)
Tennis….started because my sister watching PRince of Tennis.
Which activated my mom’s Asian instincts to make us play a more active sport(At the time we were playing golf which really isn’t a sport). That and both my parents played tennis, Dad used to be 1st singles on his high school team.
So we were taught to play….
I must say, I am still unenthusiastic about it.
But there’s something be said about hitting a nice clean shot with a tennis racket. Feels good.